Because we love to hate those girls and their shorts.
Symptoms of a shorts girl:
- ass-cheek baring shorts
- camel-toe (optional)
- must be below the ago of 20
- mahogany-brown tan
- microscopic shirt
- ugly shoes
- love having your photo taken
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"do you know jocelyn savage ?"
She’s my mom.
"When you have to buy longer shorts for church"
"Do you find joy in making others upset?"
You know you’re a shorts girl when…
This is STILL the only shirt you buy.
You guys don’t look stupid AT ALL!
"You know your a shorts girl when you can't figure out whether the owner of this blog likes shorts girls or not."
You are a golden god.
"so is this blog legit..
insert sarcastic/clever answer here vv"
I’m glad someone finds my responses clever!